Blog Storm

We would currently have 1045 Gold, 845 Silver & 1040 Bronze.

Now get breeding so we can earn more.

from The Sunday Mail, 8th August 2004.

A massive two-page spread, emblazoned with two large photos; one of a WTC tower being struck, and the other a still from the notorious footage of Mohammed Atta going through the Boston airport metal detectors.

Can We Stop Them?

As Annie Jacobsen took her seat on a plane she noticed a group of Middle Eastern men. At first she tried to ignore them. Then they started to act suspiciously…

Annie Jacobson… Annie Jacobson… why does that name sound so familiar? Nevermind, keep reading.

from that keystone of journalistic excellence

Madonna has been using a medieval-style wooden ‘rack’ to tone her physique - and it’s given her bigger boobs.

The Daily Star says she pays £60 an hour for private sessions on the Gyrotonic Expansion System.

The newspaper reckons it is responsible for her new muscular look - and says her breasts have also grown.

The device - nicknamed “The Rack” - is designed to stretch and strengthen muscles all over the body.

It was invented by Romanian ballet dancer Juliu Horvath to prepare dancers for the stage.

Madonna has reportedly been working out for up to 90 minutes at a time on the machine at a studio in London’s St John’s Wood.

Courtesy of Pharyngula

Burial planned for man who failed to rise from the dead

South African authorities will bury a 77-year-old man who has been dead for seven weeks, despite his family saying a “prophet” had promised them he would be resurrected, according to police.

Paul Meintjes’s body was returned to his family late last week after the local mortuary refused to store it any longer.

The body was kept in his widow’s bedroom at their Free State home for three days before officials said it was a health risk and ordered it taken to the state morgue.

I always thought that blog entries raving on about being smitten by celebrities were rather gratuitous and kinda pathetic, but I don’t care…

Love makes you do crazy things…

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