January 1st, 2004 at 2:25am
…Verily I sayeth, ‘ware tequila, the foul milk of Satan…
…And The Lord said “Behold, for he who sups upon the firewater shall be consumed by the wiles of demons most horrible and base. And his punishment shall be embarrassment and a hangover most severe, whereupon he shall wish to soakest his head in a bucket of ice water for about a month”…
…The fool hath said in his heart “Lo, I’m OK to drive home”…
-Steve 23:11-13, King James Bible
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