Entertainment

Snakes on a Plane does that not sound like a bad B movie

This is a classic for a teenager (sounds like one of my kids!)-

“There was a piece of moss right behind my ball,” Michelle Wie said. “I knew I hit it but I didn’t think it would result in a penalty of two strokes. I thought if you hit dirt it would be OK, but I guess I knew the rule wrong.”

That’s a quote from Michelle Wie the 16 year old from Hawaii who is playing in the Women’s British Open.

Come on girl, did you learn nothing at school, read the bloody rules of the game. How else do you expect to be taken seriously if you don’t know when you are doing something wrong!

Who the hell is Reichen Lehmkuhl and Lance Bass and why do you care?

Looking through Google’s Zeitgeist: Search patterns, trends, and surprises which lists the movers and shakers of search.

At the top for the week ending 31st July is Reichen Lehmkuhl and second Lance Bass.

Another Google search reveals Reichen Lehmkuhl is the boy friend of the gay, former ‘N Sync member Lance Bass. I used to listen to ‘N Sync, but can’t recall a single song or who he is!

Quote from Lance Bass

I’ve not kept track of Gibson’s exploits, but a recent comment on an earlier post Mel Gibson For President peeked my interest (should I delete that post now?).

A few Google searches later and I’m up to date :-))

What I find most disturbing is the timing, Mel Gibson is in talks with ABC TV to do a mini series on the Holocaust!! What was he thinking going off like that!!

For anyone not up to date like I was here you go-

From www.latimes.com

Mel Gibson Cited for Drunk Driving

Gibson, who starred in the “Lethal Weapon” movies and directed “The Passion of the Christ” and “Braveheart,” was stopped by L.A. County sheriff’s deputies in Malibu about 2:30 a.m (July 28th 2006). He was cited and released on $5,000 bond, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

I’m not a big fan of reality TV, I caught a look at a news story about Storm Large and being a man (or pervert) couldn’t help but look at nude (partially nude) pics

This is what peeked my interest, a news story titled-

ROCK STAR Contestant Storm Large Featured In Almost Nude Photo Session

“On Tuesday night?s episode OF ROCK STAR SUPERNOVA, Tommy Lee told rocker contestant Storm Large that he would like to see more of her. Storm immediately indicated that she has a six letter word for Tommy - “Google”.”

Found the link to the Storm Large Nude Pics.

And I thought the male readers would appreciate this partially nude pictures-

Since yesterday was the Fourth o’ July - being born on which would, unless I am much mistaken, make you a fatalistic Cancerian like me - what better time can there be to celebrate all things Hollywood. Well, one thing Hollywood, actually: the movies they manufacture make in those giant steel sheds there (Those would be studios, you idiot. - Ed.). And what better way would there be to do this than by showing YOU how YOU TOO can become a Hollywood movie director. Yes - YOU TOO could see YOUR NAME in the credits (right after “Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer”) by following

the FIVE-STEP ROAD (Eh? - Ed.) TO VIDEO STORE CULTHOODITUDE

Genre #1: The Claustrophobic Actioner

Reality check: Idol beats leaders’ debates

Australian Idol beat the debate between Prime Minister John Howard and Opposition Leader Mark Latham in the battle for TV ratings last night.

Ratings figures released today show Network Ten’s Australian Idol won the 7.30pm timeslot nationally with 1.98 million viewers, with the debate coming in second with 1.47 million viewers.

Don’t expect me to take the moral highground; I was watching my Sopranos DVDs. Howard: “Vote for me and we’ll keep fighting the War on Terror!” Latham: “Vote for me and I’ll lower your taxes!” Spare me.

from that keystone of journalistic excellence

Madonna has been using a medieval-style wooden ‘rack’ to tone her physique - and it’s given her bigger boobs.

The Daily Star says she pays £60 an hour for private sessions on the Gyrotonic Expansion System.

The newspaper reckons it is responsible for her new muscular look - and says her breasts have also grown.

The device - nicknamed “The Rack” - is designed to stretch and strengthen muscles all over the body.

It was invented by Romanian ballet dancer Juliu Horvath to prepare dancers for the stage.

Madonna has reportedly been working out for up to 90 minutes at a time on the machine at a studio in London’s St John’s Wood.

I recall a few years ago that there was a kerfuffle surrounding this game. Conservative mouth-breathing types were upset at the content, and demanded that it be banned it from sale, citing that it would send kids yearning to carjack hotrods and speed around with no regard for road laws, dropping bullet-riddled gang members and mowing down hapless police officers with gleeful, cackling abandon. Luckily, sanity prevailed, and the call for censorship was dismissed on the grounds that a stupid little video game could not arouse such anarchic bloodlust in any sensible, articulate individual. My personal opinion? OH YES IT FUCKING DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*hurls self through nearest window and disappears into the night*

I literally yelled that when I noticed this headline.

Screen legend Brando dead at 80

Screen legend Marlon Brando, famous for his roles in On the Waterfront and The Godfather, has died aged 80 in a Los Angeles hospital, his lawyer has said.

Brando, who had been ill for some time, was regarded as one of the pivotal actors of the post-war period.

He starred in more than 40 films, including Apocalypse Now, and won two best actor Oscars.

He is perhaps best known for his role as mafia leader Don Corleone in the 1972 classic The Godfather.

Brando’s lawyer, David J Seeley, said the cause of death was being withheld and added that the actor “was a very private man”.

Taking Pharyngula’s lead, this is the list of the top-100 grossing movies of all time.

Hey, Christian brothers and sisters!

Have you seen The Passion of The Christ? I’ve been thinking of seeing The Passion of The Christ. There’s so much hype surrounding The Passion of The Christ I just don’t think I can resist the temptation!

Apparently Mel Gibson’s new movie The Passion of The Christ, starring Jim Caviezel, is really violent! But, like, it’s cleansing Christian violence which reaffirms our faith, so it’s OK! I’ve been checking The Passion of The Christ’s official site.