Not Right!

*ahem* that when you woke up you were clinically depressed for the rest of the day over the fact it wasn’t real? OK, no more Scarlett-based entries, I swear. *wipes lower lip* As someone not content to merely hurl rocks from a distance, in my efforts to understand the “negative” side of the gay marriage [...]

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Not only should gay couples be allowed to adopt, they should be ENCOURAGED to adopt. As if there aren’t thousands of unwanted, abandoned kids living in orphanages and foster homes in need of a loving family (and it’s preferable, in my opinion, to all that messy, complicated, third-party, surrogate womb IVF stuff). I fucking hate [...]

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I answered the door this evening. Two fat, bratty little snots yelling “Trick or treat!” “Neither.” *slam* Well, what do you want from me? A patient, reasoned explanation of the fact that we don’t live in America? A frank exposition of the bullshit marketing ploy the whole notion of “Halloween” is in the first place? [...]

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It’s just unbelievable. One second you’re leaving a pub after celebrating your team winning a match against their arch-rivals. Some ‘rioded up, knuckle-dragging rock-ape of a bouncer takes exception to something you say (Hookes became a well-known and widely respected sports journalists after his retirement and was notoriously opinionated, so it’s reasonable to assume that’s [...]

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from The Sunday Mail, 8th August 2004. A massive two-page spread, emblazoned with two large photos; one of a WTC tower being struck, and the other a still from the notorious footage of Mohammed Atta going through the Boston airport metal detectors. Can We Stop Them? As Annie Jacobsen took her seat on a plane [...]

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>>>Rubbish. By that logic the existence of married couples unwilling or unable to have children means that this “negation” of the essential “purposes” of marriage already exist in society. Conversely, many heterosexual couples have children without ever getting married. From an evolutionary perspective, the use of contraceptives is as “unnatural” as homosexual sex. Edo, you’ve [...]

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Keeping it queer by Polly Bush A new contestant has emerged in the lead-up to this year’s federal poll, with the launching of a political party prepared to take on the Howard Government’s gay wedge issue – or at least, take the issue up to a higher level. The Keeping-It-Queer (KIQ) Party, launched today, has [...]

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I really should read the Times (of London) more often. That way I’d find out more aout things like this: [A] local council is employing staff to take fathers on dry-slope skiing trips to help them bond with their children and make them less “sexist.” The post, based in Knowsley, Merseyside, is one of a [...]

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I think I had a sex dream about Kelly Osbourne last night. I rarely remember my dreams, but this one just came flooding back to me about 2 minutes ago. I think working crazy shifts is somehow starting to affect me psychologically. Odd…

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My father’s having a fit and he’s unable to breathe. See, my father is a diabetic. Let me back that up. My father is a heavily-smoking, overweight, borderline clinically depressed diabetic with sleep apnoea who periodically binge drinks to help him deal with his problems. OK, I thought, hypoglycaemic seizure, probably exacerbated because he went [...]

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