HMG have dreamed up another gravity-defying solution to the problem of immigrants to Britain not being assimilated into the native populace:
A new consultation document suggests that would-be Britons would take a new pledge of loyalty to the UK and observe the national anthem.
Local dignitaries – the mayor or MP, perhaps – would be invited to attend to make a speech and hand over citizenship certificates.
Small commemorative gifts could be presented to new British citizens under the plans.
Schoolchildren might be asked to perform a traditional song or dance to give a local flavour to the events.
And afterwards: “There may be an informal celebration….with light refreshments provided. This would be in keeping with the welcoming nature of the ceremony.”
