What the Hell

I’m not a big fan of reality TV, I caught a look at a news story about Storm Large and being a man (or pervert) couldn’t help but look at nude (partially nude) pics

This is what peeked my interest, a news story titled-

ROCK STAR Contestant Storm Large Featured In Almost Nude Photo Session

“On Tuesday night?s episode OF ROCK STAR SUPERNOVA, Tommy Lee told rocker contestant Storm Large that he would like to see more of her. Storm immediately indicated that she has a six letter word for Tommy - “Google”.”

Found the link to the Storm Large Nude Pics.

And I thought the male readers would appreciate this partially nude pictures-

A first step must be a full audit of drug crime to find out the true cost to the nation. Ministers should signal that they are ready to radically rethink drugs policy, including examining seriously the case for further decriminalisation on a drug-by-drug basis. It is self-defeating to make criminals out of addicts, even in the emotive cases of heroin and cocaine.

I’ve long thought that economics is the way to fight drug smugglers and cartels, and that the best way to eradicate the horrendous knock-on effects of the drugs trade is to simply make it unprofitable. For decades we’ve been trying to do this by increasing the risks associated with drug production and selling - but increasing the risks only increases the cost of the drugs, and hence the profits for the cartels. I think it’s about time we tried fighting fire with fire: treating drug suppliers as economic agents, and simply undercutting them on the legal market to a degree that the drugs trade is, quite literally, no longer profitable for them.

This is unbelievable, can only imagine the relief this couple has now!

From JS ONLINE

So long, bankruptcy; next stop, debt-free

Lucy Backman was left with no credit cards after she and her husband declared bankruptcy last year.

So that makes her a deliciously ironic grand prize winner in a sweepstakes sponsored by MasterCard, a contest she more or less entered by accident.

Her prize: $350,000, which is more than four times the credit card debt that put them in bankruptcy court. High medical bills from a car crash had thrown their finances into a tailspin.

“I still plan on keeping my job,” said Backman, 39, of St. Francis.

Mr Islam said the decision to deny him entry on grounds of national security was “very serious and wholly unfounded” and he wants an explanation.

His Washington-bound flight was diverted to Maine on Tuesday and he was told to leave the country by the FBI.

He said a legal process had been put in place to find out what had happened.

In a statement Mr Islam said: “Never would I believe that such a thing could happen in the ‘land of the free’ - unfortunately, it did.

Dude, you got what you deserved. I mean, Yusuf Islam? That stupid beard? What the fuck were you thinking? And Tea For The Tillerman totally sucked balls.

Burial planned for man who failed to rise from the dead

South African authorities will bury a 77-year-old man who has been dead for seven weeks, despite his family saying a “prophet” had promised them he would be resurrected, according to police.

Paul Meintjes’s body was returned to his family late last week after the local mortuary refused to store it any longer.

The body was kept in his widow’s bedroom at their Free State home for three days before officials said it was a health risk and ordered it taken to the state morgue.

Sir Peter Ustinov, actor, director, producer, playwright, raconteur and a host of other things, died in Switzerland at the weekend at the age of 82. He was one of the most extraordinary theatrical figures of the 20th century.

This multi-lingual genius needed no prompting on television or on the platform. He would plunge effortlessly into a stream of often hilarious anecdotes, in half a dozen different languages, suitably embellished with bizarre mimicry, both physical and verbal.

1. The word is “oriented”, not “orientated”. That seems to be the latest buzzword for people who want to indulge in official “speak without actually saying anything” doubletalk. The difference in meaning between the passive adjective and active transitive verb is negligible, but it exists, and you sound like a bureaucratic retard.

2. We are NOT a “Christian nation”. Get it out of your head right now. Either is America (although it’s probably closest to being one than any other country in the world). The existence of a religiously neutral democratic state automatically precludes identification with any sect, whether they compose of 99% of the population, or 1% of the population. To do otherwise implies a theocracy and trivialises church-state separation. Iran is an example of a Jafari Shia Islamic nation. Get my drift?

God-damn youse terrorists! Damn youse all to hell! Is nothing safe?

The main reason I haven’t been posting much over the past week is, in between working and fixing university enrolment, I’ve been fiddling with my stubbornly idiosyncratic archives and working on some semblance of an About page.

If anybody tells you that one-day cricket isn’t the best sport in the world, you can punch them in the throat for me.

Meanwhile, at the Creation Science Super-Secret Volcano Island Base…

Unintelligent Design Theory

Now there’s a doctrine to make that smarmy, Godless Evolution via Natural Selection pee it’s pants!

You know it was good when you’re positive all the pain, sweat, cramping, bruising and exhaustion was worth it in the end.

You know it was great when you’re not, but you don’t give enough of a fuck to analyse it because you just want to pass out for about five years.

And with that subtle entry (which successfully bridges the yawning chasm between double-entendre and non-sequitur), I bid you all Adieu, Adieu. (French, Latin AND a Shakespearian reference in the SAME sentence?? I think I just broke the English launguage… oh well… look at the monkey…)

US to build ship from WTC ruins

AFP - Steel from the ruins of the World Trade Centre will be used to build a US Navy ship called the USS New York.

Los Angeles-based shipbuilders Northrop Grumman said 24 tons would be melted down to form the front of the bow of the 196 metre amphibious assault craft, due to be delivered to the navy in 2007.

“The metal will be melted down and cast into the bow stem of the ship in a tribute to the victims and the heroes of 9/11 as well as to the courage of the New York people after the attacks,” said company spokesman Ed Winter.

excerpts from BBC News

US anti-abortionist executed

In a last statement before his execution, Hill thanked God for his family and urged anyone against abortion to do what they could to prevent it. “Two of the last things that I would like to say - if you believe abortion is a lethal force, you should oppose the force and do what you have to to stop it. May God help you to protect the unborn as you would want them to be protected.” Among the hundred demonstrators who gathered outside Florida’s Starke Prison, many hailed the former Presbyterian minister and father of three as a hero. At the time of Hill’s death, they stood and held hands. Many carried placards proclaiming that he is now a martyr for his cause.