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GTA Vice City: electronic heroin?

I recall a few years ago that there was a kerfuffle surrounding this game. Conservative mouth-breathing types were upset at the content, and demanded that it be banned it from sale, citing that it would send kids yearning to carjack hotrods and speed around with no regard for road laws, dropping bullet-riddled gang members and mowing down hapless police officers with gleeful, cackling abandon. Luckily, sanity prevailed, and the call for censorship was dismissed on the grounds that a stupid little video game could not arouse such anarchic bloodlust in any sensible, articulate individual. My personal opinion? OH YES IT FUCKING DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*hurls self through nearest window and disappears into the night*

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