Madonna’s Boobs Grow On The Rack

from that keystone of journalistic excellence

Madonna has been using a medieval-style wooden ‘rack’ to tone her physique - and it’s given her bigger boobs.

The Daily Star says she pays £60 an hour for private sessions on the Gyrotonic Expansion System.

The newspaper reckons it is responsible for her new muscular look - and says her breasts have also grown.

The device - nicknamed “The Rack” - is designed to stretch and strengthen muscles all over the body.

It was invented by Romanian ballet dancer Juliu Horvath to prepare dancers for the stage.

Madonna has reportedly been working out for up to 90 minutes at a time on the machine at a studio in London’s St John’s Wood.

60 quid an hour to stretch Madonna on a torture rack? Talk about the quintessential dream job… I’ll do it for free…