Mel Gibson For President

There is for all practical purposes no real difference in the stated objectives of Mr. Bush and Mr. Kerry. It’s tweedle dee or tweedle dumb. Why waste your vote on one or the other when the effective end result would be the same?
Yeah, but why Mel Gibson?

If you’re pleased with the way things are and want 4 more years of the same then, by all means, vote for Mr. Bush. If in some way or another you think that Mr. Kerry will improve the situation then be sure to vote for him. But if you believe that our country should embark on a different, more positive course then consider making the effort to write in Mel Gibson for President on Nov. 2.
Yeah, but why Mel Gibson?

Is there really anyone who does not see the magnitude of the problems which weigh us down, the ineffectiveness of what we are and have been doing, the angst of foreseeing nothing but more of the same?
We surely need someone with courage, conviction, intelligence, imagination, dedication, and strength of character. We certainly don’t need someone who has come up through the political ranks. These sorts, because of the “pay back” nature of political contributions, owe far too much to the financial powers which have brought about his (or her) election.
Yeah, but why Mel Gibson?

Ours, on the other hand, will be a “campaign” of “zero” budget. All we have to do is spread the word as to what to do (the write in procedure). Download whatever information you would like to use and distribute it widely. Make you own homemade “Mel Gibson for President” posters. Use your imagination on the “Mel Gibson for President” stickers in the rear window of your car.
Think of it: helping to elect someone who does not owe his life and soul to moneyed interests which have for far too many years controlled government policy. This will be a “guerilla-political war” with each individual citizen doing, in his or her own way, whatever legal thing he or she can think of to promote Mel’s election.

This is far from an impossible dream. Only 35% of the popular vote is needed. The current longstanding, frustrating, and questionable political system will be caught flat-footed by this surprise election end run culminating in the completion of the ultimate “Hail Mary” pass in the end zone.

There is no “political party,” no “committee,” no “organization,” no nada. It is everyone doing their own thing. This is a “political revolution” not unlike our first in 1776.
Is there another Mel Gibson I’m not aware of?

Many are the problems:
–Government policy which deliberately encourages the exportation of American jobs

–Government policy which militarily involves us in the affairs of more than 110 nations worldwide

–Ever increasing governmental control of virtually every aspect of our lives

–Government spending beyond our ability to pay leading to both personal and government insolvency

–The “rights” of the few running over the rights of the many

–An increasing mistrust in increasing “Big Brother” government

–Government transfer of our monies out of social security into special interest programs, thereby severely jeopardizing the future retirements of many

–etc, etc, etc
And as you were contemplating the solutions to these complex issues, the name Mel Gibson immediately sprang to mind? Were you watching Lethal Weapon at the time by any chance? Personally, I reckon Danny Glover would make a great Presidential candidate in the interests of racial solidarity. How about Dan Aykroyd? Edo Stiller? Dan Hedaya? Laura Linney? Let’s make Jon Bon Jovi Chancellor Of The Exchequer. Jeff Bridges? (I’d vote for The Dude) Martin Sheen!! It’s not like he’d be unfamiliar with the job! Ooh, I’ve got it. Michael Douglas. Think Al Qaeda would shit themselves over Mel Gibson? Two words: Gordon Fucking Gecko, bitch!

*gasp*

JAMES GANDOLFINI!!!!!

That’s it, I’m calling the US Embassy and getting my documentation.

We already know how Bush/Kerry have and will approach these problems. If you believe that a dramatic change (improvement) is not only possible, but urgently necessary, then help elect Mel Gibson President of the United States of America. If Hollywood’s Ronald Reagan can do well so can Hollywood’s Mel Gibson. We have just under 2 months in which to re-Americanize America.
…Mel Gibson??