BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Complete and utter domination. Favourites? Put your tongues back in your heads and toddle off back home you choking sheepfuckers. Fancy, poncey France? Slow, old, boring, penalty-pulling England? Doesn’t bother me. There’s no getting through a defense like that, and only so much you can do to repel an enterprising attack like that. When you write Australia off, that’s exactly what you get. Chili on a stick, inserted rectally.

England captain Martin Johnson, speaking at yesterday’s press conference, told the assembled media they’re confident they can kick more penalties than France on Sunday.