Isn’t Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade just the greatest movie ever? I think I must’ve watched it about 10 billion times between the ages of 8 and 13. OK, Raiders is better, but by a strange coincidence I wound up seeing them for the first time in reverse order, and sure it’s about the Holy Grail and all that Christian rubbish, but so was Castle Wolfenstein: Spear Of Destiny and that kicked arse. Dammit I’m a Nazi tragic. And I don’t mean like this guy. Take Hitler, the SS, and a bit of Biblical mythology, and I’m totally there.