Courtesy of Pharyngula
Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic? Neither
do you subscribe to a major religion? Nope
how do you feel about Jesus? I’m sure he was a charismatic guy, if a bit of a misguided pariah, assuming he ever existed. Sort of like a Brone-age David Koresh, minus the kiddie impregnation (as far as I know, although it would explain a fair bit about Catholicism)
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc) N/A
do you believe in reincarnation? Not really. I don’t think there’s any inherent difference between individual existences, merely subjectivity
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell? Nuh
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell? Nuh
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice? I don’t think the god(s) are anything at all
do you believe in angels? No
do you believe in miracles? There are statistical probabilities and improbabilities. If an impossible, so called “micaculous” action were possible, physical laws would be reflected as such. Ergo, the term “miracle” in the literal sense is self-contradictory
do you believe in predestination? Nope. It’s a bit of nature and a bit of nurture, in no predefined ratio
do you believe in original sin? Pfft
do you believe the bible is true? no way!!
do you believe in freedom of will? If the alternative is the absurdly anthropomorphic notion of fate, then yes
do you believe in souls? No
what do you think will happen to you when you die? The question is meaningless
do you think there will be an armageddon? Literally? No. I think humanity will evolve technologically to cope with catastrophic events, such as meteorite strikes, solar novae, etc. Perhaps I’m being optimistic
why do you think we exist? There’s no inherent meaning. It’s subjective
do you believe in life on other planets? Given the sheer scope of the universe, I think it’s perverse to rule it out
do you believe in evolution? I don’t need to
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other? Never have. Only loonies think so
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today? Oops
anything else we should know? Not particularly
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