The Passion of The Christ

Hey, Christian brothers and sisters!

Have you seen The Passion of The Christ? I’ve been thinking of seeing The Passion of The Christ. There’s so much hype surrounding The Passion of The Christ I just don’t think I can resist the temptation!

Apparently Mel Gibson’s new movie The Passion of The Christ, starring Jim Caviezel, is really violent! But, like, it’s cleansing Christian violence which reaffirms our faith, so it’s OK! I’ve been checking The Passion of The Christ’s official site.

Apparently Caviezel got struck by lightning during the crucifixion scene in The Passion of The Christ. Madness! And a woman had a heart attack while watching that part of The Passion of The Christ. It must be an omen, despite the fact that international heart disease statistics combined with average cinema attendance would dictate that dying in a movie theatre would be a pretty common phenomenon, but it’s just not reported in mundane, non-The Passion of The Christ circumstances. Oh man, I can’t wait until The Passion of The Christ is out on DVD. I just may have to buy 20 copies of The Passion of The Christ and give them to all my friends!

I couldn’t recommend The Passion of The Christ enough! Everybody go and see The Passion of The Christ as soon as possible!!!!

“Out the door, line on the left, one cross each”

Wiseman says this about The Passion-

There is no subject more worthy of meditation. There is no event more important in the history of the world.

Wow, must be good!